Cannibals and pineapples

Three men were in the forest when cannibals suddenly pounced on them.
The cannibals said that they wouldn’t eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, “Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face.”
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. The cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Again, the cannibals say, “Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face.”
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8… And begins to laugh like a madman, resulting in the cannibals eating him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, “Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!” To which the second man replies, “I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!”

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